Wednesday, July 22, 2009

The Ballad of Chasey Lain

There is a song about Chasey Lain called "The Ballad of Chasey Lain" by the Blood Hound Gang.

The lyrics are:

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Can I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

(chorus)

You've had a lot of dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

(repeat chorus)

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan I must demand
You let me eat your ass

(repeat chorus)

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